Writer| Comedian| Eye-Roller

Sari Beliak is a writer and comedian from Phoenix, AZ. She is a senior contributing writer for The Onion and regular contributor to sites like The Hard Times, Reductress, and McSweeney's. She was recently a guest writer on your favorite NPR news quiz show, 'Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me.' Sari has performed at Bird City Comedy Festival, Altercation Comedy Fest, Floodwater Comedy Festival, and Laugh Riot Grrrl Fest. In 2020, she was a finalist for NBC's Late Night Writer's Workshop, which was an otherwise totally normal and chill year. Sari is available for copywriting, workshops, punch-ups, editing, coaching, ghostwriting, consulting, pep-talks, bad puns, and more! You can pay her millions of dollars to write funny things for you. Please reach out and say hello!