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A Phoenix Firm Offering a New 'Twist' on CBD Drinks

Ja-nice Johnson already had a successful career in event planning. The idea of becoming a CBD entrepreneur wasn't among the Valley resident's long-term goals.Then, nearly two years ago, Johnson's mother was diagnosed with Stage 3 breast cancer. Johnson began meal-prepping juices, smoothies, and slushies for her, hoping the nutrients would boost her mother's immune system and overall health.But it wasn't working. The juices often piled up in the fridge, fermenting and separating before her mom wa

The Ultimate TikTok Dances to Learn With Your Partner

With everyone stuck at home and nowhere to go besides Trader Joe’s, you’ve probably been finding yourself staring at your phone way more than normal (or whatever normal is now). And chances are good that you’ve started to accept the fact that you’re likely not going out dancing anytime soon. So, you might as well embrace it and put on your sweatpants for a stay-at-home dance party. What’s that, you say? You’re already wearing sweats and haven’t changed them since last week? Great, then you’re b

Ketel One Botanical: Summer’s Perfect Not Vodka Vodka

This post may contain affiliate links that we collect a share of sales from. Click here for more details. It’s finally safe to crawl out from the cocoon blanket you’ve been hibernating in the last several months. (Trust us, it’s for a good reason: alcohol. Also, summer.) Ketel One just released Ketel One Botanical, a spirit that begins with Ketel One Family-Made vodka made from 100% non-GMO grain. It’s then blended with the secret family botanical recipe, re-distilled, and infused with natural

David and the Free Brown Couch

My parents got a new couch recently and my mom asked me to put their old couch up on Craigslist. Generally, I don’t like getting involved in other people’s problems, but I agreed because that woman birthed me and didn’t murder me during my middle school years when she really should have just put me out of my misery. Under the free section on Craigslist, I posted the following ad: “FREE BROWN COUCH.  Leather couch, has a small tear on one cushion.  Come pick it up.”  I included a picture of sai

High Times

Rosh Hashanah is a time for Jews around the world to celebrate the beginning of the new year. The 10 days following Rosh Hashanah leading up to Yom Kippur are a time for reflection, for taking stock of our lives and asking forgiveness for any harm our actions may have caused our loved ones this year. It’s a time to be thankful for all that is wonderful in our lives and take a soul inventory to examine the ways we want to live our lives in the coming year. It is also a time to get together and

An Interview With Johnny Marr, Rescue Dog

I adopted a rescue dog a few days ago. I’ve been busy adjusting to my new role as a single dog mom, but I wanted to formally introduce everyone to my new pup. And since people think most of the things I write on the internet are true, I figured I would just conduct an interview with my dog so you could get to know him better. Sari: Hi Johnny, thanks for being here today. How are you? Johnny: I’m good, thanks for having me. Sari: So, why don’t you tell everyone a little bit about how we met?